Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Today's Masterpiece

(With deep apologies to Mr. Clapton)

When your grill is hot
And your steak is not
Propane
But don't toast that bun
Until the burger's done
Propane

It won't light
It won't light
It won't light...
Propane

Use a dead dinosaur
To make the fire roar
Propane
Now your meat is dry
You cooked it too high
Propane

It won't light
It won't light
It won't light...
Propane

Use some L.P. gas
To roast a cow's ass
Propane
But now the tank is dry
And you wanna go cry
Propane

It won't light
It won't light
It won't light...
Propane

1 comment:

emusln said...

Hmmm - I don't think that's what you're singing in your blog profile picture, but I sure know who that is hiding behind you :-). -sln